Sans, The Last Line

Hexproof, Indestructible
Whenever Sans, The Last Line deals combat damage to a creature, that creature doesn't take any damage and instead receives an amount of -1/-1 counters equal to Sans, The Last Lines power.
Whenever Sans, The Last Line deals combat damage to a player, that player doesn't take any damage and instead receives an amount of poison counters equal to Sans, The Last Lines power.
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