Sarkoja

{t}{4}{g} Create a 4/4 Green Martian token creature
{t}{2}{b} Blind (give a creature -1/-2)
"I passed Sarkoja, and the black, venomous look
she accorded me was the sweetest balm I had felt
for many hours. Lord, how she hated me! It bristled from her palpably that one might have almost cut it with a sword."