Sarmenti, Wandering Jester

As long as you control Sarmenti, Wandering Jester, you have protection against creatures with the subtype of Beast, Hydra, and Dragon.

{2}{w}, Put a Solo counter on target creature. A creature with a Solo counter on it cannot attack or block Sarmenti, Wandering Jester.

Finale (When this card leaves the battlefield, all cards with Solo counters on them are exiled.)

"...so then I said "It's Barding Time!", and I-."