SARS-CoV-2

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2 and has "At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token copy of
SARS-CoV-2 attached to target creature. Then,
roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice
enchanted creature. If you roll a 6, sacrifice
SARS-CoV-2.
"I hate covid."
-Calvin