Sausage, Anyone?

Exile target creature an opponent controls. That player creates token copy of that creature except it's black and blue, named Reek, loses all keywords and abilities, and gains "hexproof and Traumatized 2 (at the beginning of your upkeep, pay {x} or you lose life equal to this creatures power)"
"Those girls weren't lying, you had a good sized cock. What? No...pork sausage. What, you think I'm some sort of savage?"
—Ramsay Bolton