Sauwu, Covid King

Smash or Smash — At the beginning of each
player's upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If the result
is even - smash. If the result is odd - smash?.
Whenever anything happens, gain one +1/+1
counter if it was actually funny.
{r}{t} Summon Siewwa Elfrend onto the
battlefield. Play Zelda in the Living Room.