Scarface, The Duo Of Comics

At the beginning of each player's upkeep,you may
tell a joke and if someone laughs, choose one —
• Inflict 3 damage to any target creatures or planeswalkers that target player
who laughed controls.
• Give a little slap to target opponent who
laughed.( he can't respond to or avoid the slap.)
• Gain control of target artifact that target
opponent who laughed controls until the
end of your next turn.