Schuyler, Mistress of Darkness

"Oh my god is that Handsome Squidward?": When Schuyler, Mistress of Darkness enters the battlefield, wow all onlookers (players) with your Chad face to intimidate them. All creatures on the field get -2/-2.
Seduce {b}{w} Take control of any creature on the battlefield.
Crotchet {w}{w} Sacrifice your next turn to make some arts and crafts, the next playable turn scry 3 and draw 3 "Just biding my time"