Scooter, Anna's Bane

+2: Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.
-3: Deal 3 damage to target creature or player. Create a 1/1 red Test Subject creature token.
-12: Search you library for any cards named Scooter Skiing, Booty Probe, or G-Rade Rampage and cast them without paying their mana costs.