Scott Hardwick, Bogan of GEIS

Hexproof, Trample
Whenever you activate an ability that isn't a mana ability you may pay {4}{x}, if you do, copy that ability X times.
Whenever an opponent dies put 10 +1+1 counters on Scott Hardwick.
Eh, there's worse ways to die than being milled out, dying of commander damage and of poison counters...probably.
-Scott Hardwick