SCP-002 The "Living" Room

{3}, {t}: Place a furnishing counter on target
creature. Each player may only have one
furnishing counter on their side of the field at
one time, and any other previous furnishing
counters must be removed.
If a creature with a furnishing counter on it deals damage to you exile it. You may place another furnishing counter on a new target creature.
It's truly a horrifying pun.