SCP 173, the Sculpture

Defender

If a permanent an opponent controls is exiled by a spell or ability that opponent controls, that permanent stays exiled for the rest of the game.

{4}, {t}: Until the beginning of your next turn, if an opponent taps a nonland permanent, you may destroy that permanent. Only three permanents may be destroyed using this ability, until the beginning of your next turn.

"You are required to lick 173's P-- and [REDACTED] with your tongue" - Dr. Oliver Wood