SCP-500

When you cast this card, target player loses all poison counters and curses, and can't gain
poison counters or curses for the rest of the
game.
When this spell resolves, target player gains thrice {x} life.
During experiments, one pill was stolen by personnel to, reportedly, "cure a hangover". Stricter controls for samples of SCP-500 given to other projects is suggested. Number of pills is fifty-five at the time of writing.