Screaming Children

Haste, Trample, Menace, Fear
When Screaming Children enters the battlefield
bring up to four children (aged 2-9) into the
room you're playing in. Give them caffeinated
drinks, Nerf guns and plenty of ammo.
When Screaming Children is put into the
graveyard or exiled send the children home.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"