Scummy Slythmonger

Racketeering {b}{b} (Generate either two Spice
Counters or Fake Credit Counters and place them on
cards on either player's field.)
Forgery {b}{b}{b} (Target a Tech card in the
opponent's Netherworld and equip it to a card on the opponent's field. If the targeted Tech card has any stat increases, they become stat reductions of the same
amount. The targeted Tech card's ability becomes
"The equipped card cannot defend attacks.")