Secura-Corp Executive

Sacrifice Secura-Corp Executive: If an opponent
controls more lands than you, you may search
your library for a basic Plains card and put it onto
the battlefield tapped. Then if an opponent controls
more creatures than you, create a 1/1 colorless Spirit
creature token. Then if an opponent has more cards
in hand than you, investigate. If you search your
library this way, shuffle.
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