Senator Larry Craig

Whenever you take damage, draw a card.

Senator Larry Craig's power is equal to the number of tapped creatures on the battlefield.
{x}{w}{w}, {t}: Tap X target creatures. You gain X life.
{p/w}{p/w}: Investigate.

When Senator Larry Craig dies, all players discard four cards at random.

"Let me be clear. I am not gay, I never have been gay."