Sensei, Drinker of tears

+2: When activated, gain x life, where x is the amount of tears you can collect in the next minute.
-1: When activated, search deck for creature card "Makalen sensei" and spawn 5,5 Parasite creature token.
-8: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gains intimidate." and "Hit target blocking player with Stick San."