Sergeant Major Avery Johnson

you heard the lady!—when this creature enters all creatures must block target creature this turn. those creatures are goaded

trample, deathtouch

send me out with a bang—{b/g}{b/g}{b/g}{b/g}{b/g}{b/g}{b/g}sacrifice this creature, destroy all nonland permanents target play controls, you gain control of that player during their next turn. land's don't untap until your next turn.