Serious Sam
{1}{w}: Shotgun - Deal 2 damage to target creature.
{2}{u}: Minigun - Deal 3 damage divided among
one, two or three target creatures and/or players.
{3}{r}: Launcher - Deal 5 damage to target creature.
{4}{b}: Cannon - Deal 10 damage to target creature
or player. When it deals excess damage, deal that
damage to another target creature or player of your choosing.
Repeat until there is no excess damage.
{5}{w}{u}{b}{r}: Serious Bomb - Destroy all nonland permanents
except for Serious Sam.
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