Seven Evil Exes

As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after VII.
I. Target creature gains lifelink.
II. Target creature gains trample.
III. Target creature gains intimidate.
IV. Target creature gains phasing.
V. Create token copy of target creature.
VI. Create token copy of target creature.
VII. Target creature gains double strike.

If all creatures affected or created this way are destroyed or exiled, target opponent creates a 4/4 Scott Pilgrim creature token.