Sgt. Colon and Corp. Nobbs

Counts as Kjeldoran Home Guard
At end of combat, if Kjeldoran Home Guard
attacked or blocked this combat, put a -0/-1
counter on Kjeldoran Home Guard and create a
0/1 white Deserter creature token.
"Vimes, Sergeant Colon and Corporal Nobbs have
never been pugn'd in their entire lives."
—Lord Vetinari