Shady Joe's Dastardly Scroll

•When you play Shady Joe's Dastardly Scroll
from your hand you may trigger it's first effect.
•At the beginning of your Upkeep, roll 1D4,
Trigger the corresponding effect:
1: Transfer Shady Joe's Dastardly Scroll to any
other player's control. 2: Deal 5 Damage to a
creature you control or deal 2 Damage to yourself.
3: Pick a color of a creature you control, all
creatures gain protection from that color until
your next upkeep.4: Put Shady Joe's Dastardly
Scroll into your hand.