Shady Joe's Dragon Elixer

Search your library for a Creature with more than
8 Toughness, add it to your hand and shuffle
your library.
OR
Gain {e}{e}{e} and this card becomes a Permanent Artifact.
If this card is an artifact you may pay {e} to play a creature without paying a color of your choice. If
you have no {e}, remove this card from play.