Shaggy, Savior of Zoinks

+3: Like, zoinks. I guess I have to use 10% of my power to put the top card of my deck into my hand, and look man, I can deal 1 damage to a player.
-5: Like, I didn't want to have to do this, but I can deal damage to a player equal to your dank counters. That must really hurt man.
-15: You get an emblem with "All Memes you control have deathtouch, lifelink, and protection from everything." Your opponent better run, man.