Shambling Policy Maker

Shambling Policy Maker has hexproof as long as
your graveyard contains the least number of
cards among all graveyards.
Shambling Policy Maker can't be blocked by creatures with power less than or equal to
the number of cards in your graveyard.
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away. I'm not running away. I'm not running away. I'm
not running away.