Shel-Belle

Eminence — As long as Shel-Belle is in the command zone or on the battlefield, spells you cast cost {x} less to cast, where {x} is how many times you kiss him on the cheek.
{ut}: Kiss me on the cheek.
{t}: Give me a shelly-belly rub or pay {g}{u}{w} to give creatures you control lifelink until end of turn.

Has the cutest laugh you ever did hear. "Just don't tickle me th— Hahahaha...ahahah!"