Sheogorath, Mad God

Whenever you draw a card, discard a card at
random. If you control no creatures, create a 1/1
blue and red Faerie creature token with flying.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have no
cards in hand, flip Sheogorath.
Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese
for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration,
if you don't like cheese, true?