Sheogorath, Mad One

Whenever one or more creatures deal combat damage, roll a d20

1-3 | Draw X cards, where X is the result
3-7 | Create 4 food tokens
7-11 | You and target opponent each choose a creature, destroy the rest
11{dash}19 | Each opponent creates a 1/1 goat token
20 | A player chosen at random, loses half their life rounded up, then draws half that many cards rounded down.