Sheogorath, Prince of Madness

Indestructible, Hexproof
{p/g} All players create a 0/1 Cheese creature with Defender.
{1}{p/u} All players Scry 2.
{2}{p/w} All players gain 5 life.
{3}{p/b} All players discard 2 cards.
{4}{p/r} All players lose 5 life.
"Word of advice, if you ever ride a narwhal, mind the pointy end."