Sheogorath, Prince of Madness

Indestructible, Hexproof
Whenever a card enters the battlefield, it returns
to the bottom of its owner, and plays the top card
of their library without paying it's mana cost. If a
instant or sorcery spell would be played this way,
copy it 3 times. New targets may be chosen.
{p/r}{ut}: Untap all other creatures and goad them.
I thought it'd be more fun to just keep you both.
I was half right."