Sheriff Blackwood

First strike, haste
{t} Sacrifice X artifacts: Sheriff Blackwood deals
X damage to target creature where X is the
number of sacrificed artifacts. X can't be 0.
{b/r}{ut} Create an Ammunition token. (It's an
artifact with "{t}Sacrifice this artifact: Deal 1 damage
to target creature, this ability can only be activated if
you control a soldier or vehicle")
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