Sherlock, The Dick

Deathtouch, Reach
When Sherlock, The Dick enters the battlefield,
exile target artifact or enchantment with mana
value X or less. You lose 2 teeth, then scratch.
(Sacrifice two nontoken permanents you control, then
cast any artifact or enchantment from your library
without paying it's mana cost. Shuffle.)
{b}{b}{t}: Sherlock, The Dick leaves a dead bird
at the door. (Place the exiled artifact or
enchantment onto the battlefield under your control.)