Shetin and Val, Bladetwins

Double strike, Trample
Whenever Shetin and Val deal damage to a
creature, deal 2 damage to target player.
Whenever Shetin and Val deal damage to a player,
you gain 1 life.
"You take left, I'll take right."
"There's a whole army Val... I don't think I'll be able
to keep 'left' and 'right' straight."