Shinobi Geist

Ninjutsu {3}{u}{b} ({3}{u}{b}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)
Hexproof
Whenever Shinobi Geist deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of it.
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