Shiny Troll Scum

If {w} should be used to cast Shiny Troll Scum,
you gain 5 life.
If {u} should be used to cast Shiny Troll Scum,
return target nonland permanent to it's owner's
hand.
If {b} should be used to cast Shiny Troll Scum,
return target creature card from your graveyard
to your hand.
If {g} should be used to cast Shiny Troll Scum,
it fights target creature an opponent controls.
"This will encourage you bums to get along."