Shion, Fun Deliquent

Other creatures you control cost {2} less to equip with Equipment when paying the Equip cost.
Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Shion, Fun Delinquent is tapped, you may deal 3 damage to any target (creature, planeswalker, or player).
When a unit you control that is Equiped is removed from battlefield, deal 2 to any target.