Shmedar Shmage

Pause the game. Bring this card, and
everyone but Melissa out of the room
with you; now, all of you must talk about
things Melissa doesn't know about,
Apex Legends, Cedar Badge, etc.
Now, bring this conversion back to the table,
and try your best to ignore her. If she ever says
"Shmedar Shmage" She takes 15 CC Damage.
"Nobody cares about shmedar Shmage."