Shmorgash' Bjord

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, gain 1 life.
Mai Thai 4,000 — Whenever you cast an instant
or sorcery spell, target artifact becomes a 3/3 colorless Construct artifact creature token with indestructible until end of turn.
"We've been traveling through the elemental plane of
air for weeks. We have no idea where he found a pig."