Shock Absorber Absorb-Inator

When Shock Absorber Absorb-Inator is
activated, flip a coin. If you win the flip,
noncreature spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast. If you lose the flip, noncreature
spells you cast cost {1} more to cast.
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