Shrek

Vigilance, trample, haste, hexproof
When Shrek enters the battlefield, put 2 onion
counters onto target permanents. At the
beginning of other players upkeep, sacrifice 1
target permanent with an onion counter on it.
Whenever a permanent leaves the battlefield,
Shrek gains +1/+1, if that spell had a onion
counter on it, Shrek gains +2/+2. Whenever
Shrek dies, create X 1/1 onion tokens, where X
equals the number of counters on Shrek.