Shrek, the layered

Trample, Lifelink, indestructible
Whenever Shrek deals combat damage he takes
the targets onion, equip the onion on Shrek. If
Shrek where to damage to a creature that has lost
its onion exile it, if you were to do damage to a
player that has lost their onion do twice that
amount.
Shreks power and toughness are equal to the
number of onions on the battlefield.