Sickening Potato

Nausea: At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they lose 1 life and must discard a card at random. Then, they draw a card.

Disorienting Swing: Whenever a player discards a non-land card this way, you may choose to shuffle their graveyard into their library.

Absurd Whirl: When "Sickening Potato" enters the battlefield, all players shuffle their hands into their libraries, then draw that many cards minus one.