Siege, Colony Terrorist.

Hexproof.
When this creature enters the battlefield, add {5}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}{c} to your mana pool. You may cast 2 creature spells from anywhere outside the game.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, this creature deals X damage divided among targets to any target where X is the converted Mana cost of the creatures cast.
"It's time we took the fight to the FJC's doorstep"