Siege of the Nutcrackers

Choose one:
•The Nutcrackers deal 3 damage to target
creature, you can probably guess how.
•Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until
end of turn.
•Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you
control. If that creature's power is now 4
or more, it gains trample until end of turn.
The Nutcracker, Op. 71, is an 1892 two-act
classical ballet by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky