Simon, the Butcher

Vehicles you control have Crew {1}. Whenever a vehicle you control attacks, you may sacrifice another creature you control. When you do, draw a card. At the beginning of your end step, if a creature was sacrificed this turn, put a pressure counter on a target vehicle you control. Vehicles you control get +1/+1 for each pressure counter on them. When destroyed, vehicles with pressure counters on them deal {x} damage to target creature you don’t control, where {x} is the number of pressure counters on them. {flavor} “I really need you to be real right now...” - Simon