Sir Christopher James Lawrence

{r}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of
turn.
{1}{g}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
{2}{w}: Target player gains 5 life.
{3}{u}: Target player draws a card.
{4}{b}: Put target creature card from a graveyard
onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
"You know what I wanted to name this card."
-H