Sir Doge, the Memed

When Sir Doge, the Memed enters the battlefield, put three 1/1 white human counters onto the battlefield.
{x}{x}: Sir Doge, the Memed deals X damage to target creature or player. Then, put an amount of 1/1 white human counters onto the battlefield equal to the amount of damage dealt to a player by Sir Doge, the Memed.
"Wow. Much Magic. So Mad. Such annoy. Keep ur hands away from me. I-n-f-e-c-t."