Sir Fizz, Seltzer Sovereign

Trample, Ward —Drink a can of seltzer.

Sir Fizz's power and toughness are equal to three times the number of empty seltzer cans you control.

Drink a can of seltzer: Sir Fizz deals three times X damage to each opponent and you that much life, where X is the number of empty seltzer cans you control.

{t}: Roll each empty seltzer can you control towards your opponents cards one by one. Destroy any permanents the cans touch as they roll.