Sir Leopold Skotchward the 3rd

When Sir Leopold Skotchward III Regent to the
Throne of Dikbutsia enters the battlefield, or when
it dies on turn 5, choose one or more —
•Scry 1. •Get a counter. •Draw a card. {bull}Make a
treasure. {bull}Opponent loses some life.
When you do, Sir Leopold Skotchward III Regent
to the Throne of Dikbutsia pisses in your water
bottle. (It just does.)
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"Sorry, it was his last wish; he was a goat."
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